fuckyeahmusicgifs:

Jordin Sparks & Chris Brown - No Air

yoitsmvddi:

wrecknician:

I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

this is the type of positivity i need.

but-i-like-velcro:

So.

cuddlebabies:

I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like

if you change your mind

I’m the first in the line

icanthearyoudude:

need me a freak like that

borurou:

me next year in the animation class

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

enchantedpeachtree:

May this holiday season bring you all lots of foods

solitarysetsuna:

I’ve put these all into one post to make things easier..

corsolanite:

Pikachu in 1998: “Hey look everyone i’m flying! Weeeeeee!” 🎈🎈

Pikachu in 2018: “time to fuck you up with the help of my balloons! Floaty Fall to the ground bitch!”  ⚡ 🎈🤜

spiroandthelacktones:

madamehearthwitch:

huffylemon:

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

This applies to garlic too

moonchildzine:

When I was a kid I would rent this on vhs and my friend and I would rewind this part and watch it again and again and laugh at this part. I’ve seen a boot leg version of this on YouTube. I’ve seen so many gifs of this. But I never saw this particular frame until now and:

1) That Santa mask is a little creepy.
2) Was he wearing a mask OVER his mask?!

chrishemsworth:

Your dog’s name is Mike, last name Hat?
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.

thesaltofcarthage:

knitmeapony:

gahdamnpunk:

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

thegreenpea:

outofpocket-prince:

silent-calling:

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph